But what if my tattoos are only in my mind?

What if I'm no longer be cool enough to be a librarian? What if my tattoos are only in my mind?
http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2010/02/21/interview_marilyn_johnson_librarians/index.html

My favorite part is actually one of the comments by a librarian whose colleague got "Shhhh!" tattooed on the inside surface of her index finger. Love it!