My Head is Going to Explode

I shouldn't read things like this first thing in the morning. I just want to go home, crawl in bed, and pull the covers up over my head. What is wrong with these people? Who are these people? I want to cry. ::sputters helplessly::

First up: Fahrenheit 451 is "all kinds of filth":
http://www.hcnonline.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17270600

And then: Books in Spanish outrage community:
http://www.wkrn.com/node/49731

And it was Banned Books Week just last week. How fitting:
http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/bannedbooksweek.htm