I knew I should have left early

So it's one minute to 5:00, and I get a call from my supervisor. He was supposed to take a candidate out for dinner tonight, and now he has food poisoning and asked me to go in his place! So now instead of going home and putting on my jammies and watching "Dancing with the Stars", I have to go have a fancy-schmancy dinner and schmooze with this person that I don't know and be all grown-up and everything.

Oh, POOP.